Unimpeded Cohorting With Nintendo Characters

HERE’S THE GAME: GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST YOU. RIGHT NOW. • TURN TO PAGE 56. • FIND THE FIFTH SENTENCE. • REBLOG THESE INSTRUCTIONS & POST THAT SENTENCE • DON’T DIG FOR YOUR FAVORITE BOOK, THE COOLEST, THE MOST INTELLECTUAL. USE THE CLOSEST BOOK.

burgermeister:

amorningofsleep:

amandah:

“They resolutely turned away.”

(That was anticlimactic. Thanks Dracula…)

“It simply challenges managers to voluntarily make the world a better place while pursuing a legitimate profit”

(Fuck you Foundations of Management)

“His offices consist, principally, of a trading floor about the size of a Manhattan studio apartment.”

(What the Dog Saw & other adventures)

“The rules for adding vectors are conveniently described by a graphical method.”

(Physics for Scientists and Engineers, Seventh Edition)